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A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." 

She put them on and found that the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man who wears the trousers in this family." 

With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. 

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants." 

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"


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Ha ha 

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Not forgetting the mantra told to the bride by her mother , always remember the 3 words Aisle, Altar, Hymn
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