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A Primary School teacher was talking to her class about Coronavirus and the need for regular hand washing.

She explained that if you catch a virus you can become contagious.
She then asked the class if anyone could think of a sentence using the word “contagious”.
Little Johnny’s hand went straight up and the teacher asked him what his sentence was.
“Well Miss”, Little Johnny said, “At the weekend our next-door neighbour went out to paint his fence and my Dad said that as he only had a half-inch brush it would take the contagious”.

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Oh dear Ray, funny but not appropriate when we have those of the female persuasion on the forum.
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