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 Church Bulletin

 

They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:

 


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 


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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.

Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 


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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'

The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus' 


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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.


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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. 


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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 


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Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get. 


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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 


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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'

Come early and listen to our choir practice.


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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.


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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. 


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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.


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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.

They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 


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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.

Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. 


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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. 


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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. 


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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.


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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance. 


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And this one just about sums them all up ...

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 

'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!'

 

 

 


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Brilliant thanks jan gave me a great laugh 😂.
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