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Liberty hall

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What do you call someone who used to like farm machinery? An ex tractor fan..

First sheep Baa
Second sheep Moo
First sheep. What do you mean Moo
Second sheep. I’m learning a foreign language

Why did the cat eat a lump of cheese? So he could wait by the mouse hole with baited breath

How do you make anti freeze? Hide her nightie

How does Good King Wenceslas Luke his pizzas? Deep~pan crisp and even

Why is an iced pavement musical? If you don’t C~sharp youll B~flat

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it’s Bill Withers

What happened to the hyena who swallowed a oxo cube? He made a laughing stock of himself

What’s the difference between a Brussels sprouts and a Bogey? Have you tried getting kids to eat sprouts

How does the Pope pay for things on eBay? He has a papal account

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GERROFF
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Don't force it, use a bigger hammer. Semper ubi, Sub ubi. 

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2007 Citroen Relay XLWB self build
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I thought they were funny.
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Pudsey Bear

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Not surprised after your week lass, how is he today?
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Kev [comp] 

Warning, might contain an opinion [nono]  

If you're not the lead dog, your view never changes.

Don't force it, use a bigger hammer. Semper ubi, Sub ubi. 

Link to self build pictures

Link to sort of blog on facts


http://tinyurl.com/nzyry9n

2007 Citroen Relay XLWB self build
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